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Re: got stopped on my track bike
« Reply #165 on: September 04, 2010, 01:07:23 PM »
yep got one for the net  :rotflmao:

just waiting for Billy Big fish to have a bite

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Re: got stopped on my track bike
« Reply #166 on: September 04, 2010, 01:11:28 PM »
HHhmmmmm.

Laughing at others' misfortune isn't exactly clever though is it?
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Re: got stopped on my track bike
« Reply #167 on: September 04, 2010, 01:13:55 PM »

Yeah?

What about all those innocent kitties trapped up trees?


You heartless bastard.





















(The fire service were unavailable - they were cornered in an inner-city street by three ten year olds wealding big sticks - the police couldn't attend but fear not,the fireman received a crime number and an NIP for reversing up a one way street).
a little story for you

i had an employment tribunal and the the guy who worked for me won £2000.

when he came to my house to collect the money (its a long story but) he squared up to me and i used reasonable force to remove him from my house (never left a mark on him) and he left without the £2000

i got arrested for common assault and pleaded not guilty

2 weeks later i called him to tell him i would bring his money round and he said he would ring the copper who was dealing with it and check it was ok for me to do that, i said fine speak to you soon.

never heard back from him, next morning 4am my wife and 3 kids in bed 2 x coppers banging the door that loud woke the kids up who started crying.

i answered the door and asked them in and asked what the problem was thaey told me i was being arrested for perverting the course of justice, the thick copper who my ex employee rang put 2 and 2 together and came up with guilty.

i said come in and i will get my clothes on, i said i need to take a quick pìss, as i walked to the toilet which was 10 foot away he followed me and would not allow me to shut thetoilet door and stood there next to me while i took a pìss, i said to him what do you think i am going to do run off, he replied "i have to keep near you incase you get a knife and try to stab me or something", he said "a good day for us is if we go home alive", what a fùcking hero

obviously i thought is he trying to impress me, twat

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Re: got stopped on my track bike
« Reply #168 on: September 04, 2010, 01:19:26 PM »
i had an employment tribunal and the the guy who worked for me won £2000.

when he came to my house to collect the money (its a long story but) he squared up to me and i used reasonable force to remove him from my house (never left a mark on him) and he left without the £2000

i got arrested for common assault and pleaded not guilty

2 weeks later i called him to tell him i would bring his money round and he said he would ring the copper who was dealing with it and check it was ok for me to do that, i said fine speak to you soon.

never heard back from him, next morning 4am my wife and 3 kids in bed 2 x coppers banging the door that loud woke the kids up who started crying.

i answered the door and asked them in and asked what the problem was thaey told me i was being arrested for perverting the course of justice, the thick copper who my ex employee rang put 2 and 2 together and came up with guilty.


How do you know that it was not the ex employee causing more problems, by feeding the copper a cock and bull story about your conversation?

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Re: got stopped on my track bike
« Reply #169 on: September 04, 2010, 01:19:36 PM »
HHhmmmmm.

Laughing at others' misfortune isn't exactly clever though is it?

Yes true but I laugh at my own mistakes like stuffing the Busa in the hedge when on my hols in Spain  :rotflmao:

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Re: got stopped on my track bike
« Reply #170 on: September 04, 2010, 01:24:21 PM »
Yes true but I laugh at my own mistakes like stuffing the Busa in the hedge when on my hols in Spain  :rotflmao:
not the same, you would have been insured, who do you think you are trying to kid

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Re: got stopped on my track bike
« Reply #171 on: September 04, 2010, 01:26:22 PM »
How do you know that it was not the ex employee causing more problems, by feeding the copper a cock and bull story about your conversation?
because when i called him we both apologised to each other and laughed it off.

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Re: got stopped on my track bike
« Reply #172 on: September 04, 2010, 01:28:47 PM »
stuffing the Busa in the hedge

And she didn't mind?

She got any sisters?
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Re: got stopped on my track bike
« Reply #173 on: September 04, 2010, 04:30:05 PM »
He laid the bait and it looks like you've bitten  :005_ssad:

Nope he gave a typical cops smarmy answer and when it shows him for what he is, he claims its a bite,yeah right i believe you ::) ::)
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Re: got stopped on my track bike
« Reply #174 on: September 04, 2010, 04:43:06 PM »
One hook,two fish.


This guy's good.






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Re: got stopped on my track bike
« Reply #175 on: September 04, 2010, 07:55:46 PM »
solicitors are all ways the winners...paid if they win, paid if they lose hire one at your peril.

even no win no fee lawyers get their fees if they lose :banghead