Glad to see it was a near miss its amazing what you think of when you are about to be making an interesting exit up the road

Mine was a little more interesing a few years back as I did hit the Volvo sguare behind the front wheel and from a pedestrian bystander a great superman impression my thoughts sitting on the other side was CHECK two hands two feet and yep my bollocks are still there no pain thats a plus !!
Next thought whats that smell then I realised I was sitting in about 2 and 1/2 gallon of fuel which was like a puddle round me OK thats going to take some cleaning out of the leathers
Then the stupid bitch driving said Volvo gets out and walks up to me saying YOU ALL RIGHT LOVE I DIDNT SEE YA no problem heard that before but as she was walking towards me I realised she had a lit fag in her hand

My next few words were very emotional and very raised
