
"Mick, a brilliant race for you, but nearly ended in disaster within the first lap, tell us what happened."
"Well Suzy, I were comin' round t'corner wi' bike ont limiter, and some daft tit were pansyin' about so ah ended up ont grass wi bike bucking all over t' place like mi wife when she's ad a few and's pretendin' to be a cowgirl."

Aaaaaarrrrrrr!!!!