Just got pinged for speeding, 86 in a 50. The copper said that due to the speed he could not issue me with a fixed penalty ticket and I would have to attend court.

Its my own daft fault, and I blame no-one else for my actions.
What do you think I will get ?
Hung, drawn & quartered ?
25 years in a Siberian salt mine ?
Can someone bake me a cake with a file in it ?