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Biff:
var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true}; Are you insured for sex?
Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes.
Sex with your wife......Legal and General
Sex on the Telephone.......Direct Line
Sex with your Partner...........Standard Life
Sex with someone different.......Go Compare
Sex with a fat bird........................More than
Sex on the back seat of the car..........Sheilas wheels
Sex with a posh bird................................Privileged
Sex with a transvestite................................Confused.com

deamoon:
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: good one

Gaz:
Gang bang sex - Groupama
Sex with a whole choir - Congregational & General
Sex with a member of your own family - Norwich Union
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union*
Sex with Prince Harry - Royal Sun Alliance**

Alternative to Biff's:
Sex with a fat bird - Elephant




*15 years out of date though
**Yeah, I'm clutching at straws here

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